Lakewood, New Jersey on December tenth, 1970. He hasn't
written anything before in his life [Yes, I have! What about
the computer game hint for that magazine? And a letter to
the editor] so he was darned surprised [Was not! It came as
no surprise] that this novel was actually published. So far
in his life, he has worked as a stableboy for his father, an
assistant manager for a local amusement park, a computer
operator and office helper for an asbestos consulting firm,
and a hot-dog salesman [I prefer the term "cashier"] for a
local harness racing track. [What about being a writer?
Isn't that a job?] His best-selling trilogy of award winning
books are non-existent, so that leaves us with his latest and
only novel, TEN MINUTES LATE FOR REALITY! [Buy it--please?]