Louis Morris
Author
About Me
Louis Morris has been an amusement park carny, an asbestos tester helper, a horse track snack bar cashier, a merry-go-round operator, a game store assistant manager, a knife salesman, an electronics store manager, a warehouse shift worker, a stay-at-home daddy, a security guard, and a auto-glass installer. He currently works as an under-appreciated government employee, saving the world one bottle of water at a time.
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He still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up...
Ten Minutes Late for Reality
It's a story as old as time--or at least ten minutes. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy loses job. Boy loses car. Boy loses mind and writes an awful novel about wizards and talking eyes. It's tragic, really...
Ten Minutes Later
Well, once upon a time a crazy man wrote an awful novel about wizards and talking eyes. Then he wrote another one not quite as awful as the first. This is that one; the sequel. It's also about wizards and talking eyes but in this one they go back in time and have wacky adventures and stuff. So if you haven't already read the first one, go read it and if you don't absolutely hate it, maybe read this one next.
Ten Minutes Later than That
Well, once upon a time a crazy man wrote an awful novel about wizards and talking eyes. Then he wrote another one not quite as awful as the first. It was also about wizards and talking eyes but in this next one they went back in time and have wacky adventures and stuff. This is both of those books, together in one awful trilogy, minus the third book that I haven't gotten around to writing yet.
Devil Drove Down to Jersey
A dark and humorous tale of horror and woe concerning an unwitting salesman turned devil who finds himself just a tad behind on his infernal quota.
The Devil Drove Back to Jersey
Continuing the dark and humorous tale of horror and woe concerning an unwitting Radio Shack salesman turned Jersey Devil who still finds themself just a tad behind on their infernal quota.
Screeners
The soon-to-be-written story of those poor souls who currently toil as under-appreciated government employees, saving their world one bottle of water at a time--and the poor schmuck who is tasked with watching them do it.